Library Goes Missing From Prep Campus
A.S.
August 2024
As students return from their summertime hiatus, they all have one question on their mind: Where the hell did the Library go? This is indeed a valid question. As of late July, the beloved Chandramohan Library appears to have mysteriously vanished from campus. In response to this conundrum, the library staff has set up a temporary one on the 3rd floor of the BCB, but it’s just not the same.
One disconcerted student says, “I just can’t understand how it disappeared like that. I used to always go to the library, and now it’s gone. We need to find it soon, it's not like it just got up and walked away.”
But that’s exactly what another student theorizes: it simply walked away. We have brought in Konspira C. Theewrist, a sophomore dubbed ‘The Expert of the Paranormal’ by no one but himself, to comment on this matter.
“You see, this is a simple case of a sentient building. These paranormal creatures often have sensitive feelings and temper. Last year, its lower floor was flooded with students due to the open emergency exit allowing passage between the plaza and the ‘20s building, until the Grumpy Cat finally closed it up for good. The snack shop, which was inside the library attracted even more traffic. With every passing period, a sea of students slowly migrated through the building. This may have left the poor library bewildered and disoriented, and thus promptly left once the school year ended. For all we know, Chandramohan could be traveling the world or contemplating life under a wisteria tree,” he explained.
Considering the open lot now left behind in the wake of the library, the school debates what should be done with it. Mr. Theewrist suggests waiting for Chandra’s peaceful return, but other students are skeptical, proposing to convert it into more parking space, a Bachman Cooperation Building, and the like.
The seniors have even considered expanding the Senior Patio into the library area, creating an entirely new: Senior Building! (12th grade only, of course.)
The library was last seen wearing advertisements of uncanny-looking people in a futuristic coffee bar and lounge. Chandramohan can possibly be found lending books and providing hospitality to Flintridge students.
If you have any information about our dear Library, please contact Ms. Eldridge.
One disconcerted student says, “I just can’t understand how it disappeared like that. I used to always go to the library, and now it’s gone. We need to find it soon, it's not like it just got up and walked away.”
But that’s exactly what another student theorizes: it simply walked away. We have brought in Konspira C. Theewrist, a sophomore dubbed ‘The Expert of the Paranormal’ by no one but himself, to comment on this matter.
“You see, this is a simple case of a sentient building. These paranormal creatures often have sensitive feelings and temper. Last year, its lower floor was flooded with students due to the open emergency exit allowing passage between the plaza and the ‘20s building, until the Grumpy Cat finally closed it up for good. The snack shop, which was inside the library attracted even more traffic. With every passing period, a sea of students slowly migrated through the building. This may have left the poor library bewildered and disoriented, and thus promptly left once the school year ended. For all we know, Chandramohan could be traveling the world or contemplating life under a wisteria tree,” he explained.
Considering the open lot now left behind in the wake of the library, the school debates what should be done with it. Mr. Theewrist suggests waiting for Chandra’s peaceful return, but other students are skeptical, proposing to convert it into more parking space, a Bachman Cooperation Building, and the like.
The seniors have even considered expanding the Senior Patio into the library area, creating an entirely new: Senior Building! (12th grade only, of course.)
The library was last seen wearing advertisements of uncanny-looking people in a futuristic coffee bar and lounge. Chandramohan can possibly be found lending books and providing hospitality to Flintridge students.
If you have any information about our dear Library, please contact Ms. Eldridge.